This might free up more empty lanes for your attackers to get through for damage
Cheats Your fatties have equally large casting costs, so it's best to cheat them into play
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Older Magic has a plethora of playable archetypes built around a bunch of cheap artifacts, and Kappa Cannoneer slides right into these decks
Bring your personality to the battlefield with pets
It also hits noncreature spells as well
